There Are Dozens Of Us!Tumblr (3.0; @theanalrapist)http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/<p>First off, </p> <p>Fuck OFF. </p> <p>Secondly, </p> <p>Watch Arrested Development. There’s your answer. </p> <p>Third, </p> <p>Fuck OFF. </p> <p>Thanks. :)</p>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39437920546http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39437920546Tue, 01 Jan 2013 22:00:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iv8mNzks1qdthxwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lion-for-a-mouth.tumblr.com/post/39147438859/note-to-all-girls-depending-on-their-future">lion-for-a-mouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Note to all girls depending on their “future boyfriends” in order to be happy </p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39280782336http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39280782336Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:04:19 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c73bf9fe06f8868d7ab038c6043f9e42/tumblr_mfmvy6Jxlh1qbzlw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39280772047http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39280772047Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:04:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57a3df84c1305639992a46567dcefc99/tumblr_mfijkuQzjk1ql58wbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39280760454http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39280760454Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:04:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7p4yz1tYX1qzvnt6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Maison Martin Margiela SS 2011 Plexiglass Rose Clutch</p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39278815976http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39278815976Sun, 30 Dec 2012 23:37:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrxbwL2fN1roavl3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrxbwL2fN1roavl3o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275112925http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275112925Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:49:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/732f2cf995bee0bd7bd18112923b6276/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c9269dcd246dc784bdf6deb4b0280de/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee172e096f0b4d97e4343e12ab46cc18/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30b4c67cdf73173511d23298baea705d/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d48bbbb29a9aa71de204db8844e6e79/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5053402d59a61c42ebafbc939fe149e/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6765ca57d411aa29b426c0b8d187260/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c53bc21aa9b50e1e0aa18df7eb1c045/tumblr_mesurhgY9M1s04u73o8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ravennightshade.tumblr.com/post/37760030024/onlytruthmatters-click-through-them-casual">ravennightshade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlytruthmatters.tumblr.com/post/37619603058/click-through-them">onlytruthmatters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>click through them.</p> </blockquote> <p>Casual reminder that Malcolm in the Middle was and is a brilliant fucking show. </p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275099326http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275099326Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:49:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3436cd9f536a737ead318c059bf23263/tumblr_mfuvgncIru1r1us54o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queennubian.tumblr.com/post/39232882845/acleverdiversion-cosmicyoruba">queennubian</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acleverdiversion.tumblr.com/post/39231963135/cosmicyoruba-realniggajesus-saw-this-at-the">acleverdiversion</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicyoruba.tumblr.com/post/39228194953/realniggajesus-saw-this-at-the-british-museum">cosmicyoruba</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realniggajesus.tumblr.com/post/39227932061/saw-this-at-the-british-museum-just-one-of-the">realniggajesus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div> <p>Saw this at the British museum. Just one of the items my people stole from Egypt to put on display in England lol. This basically proves the fact that ancient Egyptians were clearly of African descent. I didn’t even know they invented Afro combs and the fact that we still use them after thousands of years is amazing.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Just here for the afro pick</p> </blockquote> <p>On our way to the British History Museum, we got lost and luckily this British guy of Indian descent offered to help us and walk us to the museum. He joked “We call it the “Not British Museum” cause nothing in it is British.”</p> <p>I thought he was exaggerating… WRONG. They have ancient Egypt in there… Like for real for real.</p> <p>Every place they conquered, they stole from and their spoils are located in the museum.</p> </blockquote> <p>the post is everything. bless it</p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275089712http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275089712Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:49:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/707b05bf6520f5fb286934fd40421a27/tumblr_mfuqfoRnBs1rwx5q7o2_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6008bf99ea5dc82cac20f494a16b0f5/tumblr_mfuqfoRnBs1rwx5q7o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaba436a97c0710bd4b3ef9fea730453/tumblr_mfuqfoRnBs1rwx5q7o11_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0636c70a8ef618fed4326c93b39b88ed/tumblr_mfuqfoRnBs1rwx5q7o9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72876d659e828c273817cbca0ded745e/tumblr_mfuqfoRnBs1rwx5q7o13_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b650ec16d8de60d464a76f23100f617/tumblr_mfuqfoRnBs1rwx5q7o15_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275080339http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39275080339Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:49:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5tsbwVIZk1qj73e2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39274124753http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39274124753Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:36:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e6135b673af404abbbfdb5d0d79c2f7/tumblr_mftt30IeZ21qzq8zqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://csebastian.tumblr.com/post/39233596893">csebastian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="caption">Elle Brazil, September 2012 (<a href="http://www.robyncooke-styleguide.co.za/2012/11/candice-swanepoel-for-elle-brazil.html">+</a>) <br/>photographer: Dudu Resende <br/>Candice Swanepoel</div> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39274107279http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39274107279Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:36:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcza97S8nd1r0lgaxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39274083455http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39274083455Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:36:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8058afab1fde8addfc715dc5644d0eb6/tumblr_mfvckrMKg91qbp60jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwantyourleatherstuddedkiss.tumblr.com/post/39257210374">iwantyourleatherstuddedkiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jacquelyn Jablonski for Exit Magazine by Steve Pan </p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39273448795http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/39273448795Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:28:37 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/theanalrapist/25549641254/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_25549641254" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://take-a-leap-of-faithy.tumblr.com/post/25544212410">take-a-leap-of-faithy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisshipissinkingtonight.tumblr.com/post/25543790423/termin4l-im-actually-fucking-screaming-oh-my">thisshipissinkingtonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termin4l.tumblr.com/post/24702307670/im-actually-fucking-screaming-oh-my-god">termin4l</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>IM ACTUALLY FUCKING SCREAMING OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m pretty sure I laughed at this more than I should have</p> </blockquote> <p>omg :’) i feel bad for laughing so much<br/>‘bouncin flouncin rollin all around!’ </p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25549641254http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25549641254Wed, 20 Jun 2012 22:50:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nebqbCFh1qb5qcxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25538411710http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25538411710Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:58:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ndfxCeHK1qb5qcxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ndfxCeHK1qb5qcxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ndfxCeHK1qb5qcxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25538394442http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25538394442Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:58:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrawonAJoW1qh6ldto1_250.png"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25535634605http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25535634605Wed, 20 Jun 2012 19:14:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sk34bImE1qj371wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25534017474http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25534017474Wed, 20 Jun 2012 18:49:16 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/theanalrapist/25532126366/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_25532126366" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautifulwhatsyourhurry.tumblr.com/post/25478317103/gallium-knight-nerdnawesome-fifty-shades-of">beautifulwhatsyourhurry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallium-knight.tumblr.com/post/25477152683/nerdnawesome-fifty-shades-of-grey-narrated-by">gallium-knight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nerdnawesome.tumblr.com/post/25419035726/fifty-shades-of-grey-narrated-by-gilbert-gottfried">nerdnawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Fifty Shades of Grey</em><span> </span><em>narrated by Gilbert Gottfried</em></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to keep reblogging this until you all hear it.</p> </blockquote> <p>CLITOORIS</p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25532126366http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25532126366Wed, 20 Jun 2012 18:19:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o3274S4c1qcvkpto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o3274S4c1qcvkpto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o3274S4c1qcvkpto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o3274S4c1qcvkpto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o3274S4c1qcvkpto5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o3274S4c1qcvkpto6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckkyeahchicago.tumblr.com/post/25234906044/if-you-missed-this-your-life-is-not-complete">fuckkyeahchicago</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you missed this, your life is not complete!</p> </blockquote>http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25525949342http://theanalrapist.tumblr.com/post/25525949342Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:47:28 -0400